Gym Bunny

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Procrastination is my middle name.  Lazy my first.  Big ass my last.
2014 is time to get those buns fit and fabulouso and turn yourself on like a duracell gym bunny.  If the washboard abs strutting down the VS runway with angels on their back were not enough to kick start your motivation engine and dust off the never worn workout gear, the gym selfies, bum selfies ab selfies ANY PART OF YOUR BODY selfie that flood our insta home feed sure as hell should be.  To all those "sorry i cant, i have to go to the gym" people, i hate you. But i am going to become you.  
It is time to squat like your ass depends on it, feel sore or feel sorry and remember fat lasts a hell of a lot longer than that flavour your currently chewing on.  Put it down sista because news flash: thinking about going to the gym burns between 0 and 0 calories and complaining about your fat ass burns even less. Work it, Twerk it, and Work it some more because nothing tastes as good as feeling thin does.
From neon nikes to figure hugging leggings, fitness just became fashionable in all sense of the word.  If Kimmy K can do it, then so can i.
















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