Shine Bright Like A...

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Dripping in D's from head to toe,
Un cut, Rough cut,  hell what do i know?
Worn by the riches, worn by the rags,
Worn by Princess's and our famous English wags
Dug from the mud, out in the bush,
Passed from one hand to another with a big dose of Shhh...
Prim and proper, sexy and sweet,
Offer her one and i bet she'll cheat.
Classy and chic, and a whole lotta dollar,
Put them round her neck like a chocking dog collar.
Woof Woof, Meow Meow,
These little stones make even the big girls growl.
Dress me like Marilyn, and i'll act like Monroe
Dress me like Paris, and I'll act like a hoe.


















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